Restaurant
Joey's Swan Valley Diner
766 Great Northern Hwy, Herne Hill WA 6056, Australia
Find Joey's Swan Valley Diner
766 Great Northern Hwy, Herne Hill WA 6056, Australia
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Visit websiteAbout Joey's Swan Valley Diner
A classic roadside diner in the Swan Valley slinging smashed beef patties, fried chicken, and seasoned waffle fries straight to your car window or covered outdoor bench. Locals treat this retro joint as an easy pitstop between winery tours and highway drives. Beef burgers land on toasted potato rolls layered with sweet pickles, while kids keep busy across the fenced play yard and claw machines. Thickshakes arrive dense in flavors like spearmint and banana, followed by towering swirls of chocolate-dipped soft serve.
- Roadside Drive-Thru Convenience: Drive-thru lane serves made-to-order cheeseburgers, waffle fries, and milkshakes directly car-side on Great Northern Highway.
- Fenced Playground and Arcade: Outdoor seating connects to an enclosed play area and an arcade space fitted with claw games for families.
What's On at Joey's Swan Valley Diner
Upcoming events, special menus and other reasons to plan a visit.
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Why Choose Joey's Swan Valley Diner
Why visitors, families, and road-trippers stop by Joey's Swan Valley Diner
Satisfying diner burgers & seasoned waffle fries
Freshly grilled burgers, perfectly cooked buns, and signature seasoned waffle fries consistently deliver rich, craveable diner meals.
The patty was juicy and flavorful, complemented by fresh toppings and a perfectly toasted bun.
Inspector West Speedy service for hot, made-to-order meals
Quick turnaround times ensure that fresh, well-cooked meals and kids favorites hit the spot even when the venue is buzzing.
Parked and waited for the food to be cooked and surprisingly very fast considering there were quite a few people!
Rachael Berkeley Convenient roadside drive-thru convenience
Convenient drive-thru access allows travelers and commuters across the Swan Valley to pick up hot food, coffees, and snacks without leaving the car.
The drive-thru is a big plus, especially when you’re on the go or just want to enjoy your meal in the car with a view of the valley
Tyrone H Easy takeaway option on holiday transit
A practical stop on the commute or holiday trip home, providing effortless takeaway meals on the go.
it has a drive through so a great option for a trip home from holiday
alex raeburn Integrated play area and arcade machines
Dedicated outdoor playground and mini gaming arcade keep children happily entertained while parents enjoy their food.
place has a playground for kids a mini arcade area.
Bambii T Family-friendly retro dining fun
Generous milkshakes, soft serve treats, and ample play spaces offer an affordable, cheerful family outing.
It's cheap and cheerful with plenty for the kids to do.
Lady M
Most popular items
Hearty diner burgers crafted fresh to order for Swan Valley travelers and locals alike.
BBC Burger
Go the BCC burger all the way - burger was juicy, and very tasty - the sweet pickles balanced the taste out perfectly.
Richard Valentine Fish Burger
Fish burger was well cooked- salads and bun were nice and fresh.
Rachael Berkeley Southern Fried Chicken Burger
I recommend the southern fried chicken burger and the waffle fries.
Kyle Maclellan Dynamic Burger
The patty was juicy and flavorful, complemented by fresh toppings and a perfectly toasted bun.
Inspector West
Other favorites
Classic diner sides, thickshakes, soft serve, and drinks to round out your visit.
Waffle Fries
The waffle fries were seasoned to perfection and the best I’d ever eaten.
Grace Soft Serve
their soft serve is famously delicious!
timeofangel Thickshakes
Thickshakes are perfect and choices of flavours were right up our alley. Banana and spearmint 👌🏾.
Tui Ross Coffee
The coffee here is also very good.
Kyle Maclellan
Before you head over
Practical advice on drive-thru ordering, weekend parking, and playground visits.
Use the Drive-Thru for Transit Stops
Use the drive-thru window if you are commuting, passing through, or heading home from holiday, as food is cooked to order while you wait in your car.
Plan for Weekend Parking Congestion
Carpark spaces fill up much faster on weekends, especially during local football matches held out the back of the venue.
Supervise Toddlers in the Play Area
While the fenced play structure and mini arcade keep children occupied, parents note worn play equipment and torn ground surfacing, so keep an eye on younger kids.
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